I’m far better-looking online.

Driving through town, I had to pull my car over and “Shazam” this song to find out what it is. Brad Paisley cracks me up with Online — a song about our efforts to snow everybody with our online presence. Listen!

Come on, you know it’s true. We want to convince people that we’re not beer-bellied or love-handle-laden normal people who sit at home and fret and stress and wish that we were something other than who we are.

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